Insults...
If you've had a crappy day and are in a crappy mood...heres an idea make my webpage useful and use some of these.
One Insult That I Dont Recomend You Use
I dont think thats one of the best insults slagging someone for being skinny aint too good nuh uh...especially when your rather...fat.
Fun Insults
*I dont want you to turn the other cheek - its just ugly. *Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. *You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
*Why don't you start neglecting your appearance? Maybe it'll go away.
*You are living proof that crap can grow legs and walk.
*Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
*I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
*I never forget a face
But in your case I'll make an exception
*Last week I stated that this man was the ugliest man I had ever seen, then I met you and I wish to withdraw that statement
*Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything.
Man-Woman Insults
*Man: What's it like being the most attractive person here? Women: You'll never know.
*Man : Can I have your phone number?
Women: Its in the phone book
Man: I dont know your name...
Women: Thats in the phone book too
*Man: May I have a drag on your fag?
Woman: That's ironic - actually I am a fag in drag.
*Man: If I had known I was going to meet someone as amazingly lovely as you, I would of dressed better
Woman: And if I'd known I was going to meet someone as ugly as you, I'd have had my eyeballs plucked.
More General Insults...
*I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day. *That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. *Whom am I calling 'stupid'? Good question. I don't know. What is your name? *Im blonde whats your excuse? *Sit down give your mind a rest it obviously needs it *Your as pretty as a picture, I just know I would love to hang you *If we killed everyone who hated you it wouldn't be murder it would be an apocolapse *You are not as bad as people say - you are much, much worse. *Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. *You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet. *I'd like to give you a going-away present...First, you do your part *Dont thank me for insulting you it was my pleasure *I thought of you today. I was at the zoo. *You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
James Marsters
Spike: Life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, nearly got shagged cuppa tea
